You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
did you just send me my own nude
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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