he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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