We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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