Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
