Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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