meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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