Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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