Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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