my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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