And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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