At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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