We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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