I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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