Can Purell be used as lube?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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