you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
