So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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