you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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