So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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