Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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