? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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