i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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