I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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