I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
we're so committed to being not committed
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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