if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Randomize
