you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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