is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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