I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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