Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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