I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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