i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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