i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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