I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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