i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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