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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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