Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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