i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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