I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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