It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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