Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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