At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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