i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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