He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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