oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Randomize