I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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