It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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