id be glad to
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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