Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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