He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
