well I can't set my house on fire every night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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