My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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