Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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