Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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