Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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