O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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