Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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