Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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